dampsandwich: the FBI is so lame i expected them to put waldo on the top ten most wanted list as #1 for april fools day but they didnt. im moving to canada
trillow: girl are you from tennessee because i tagged you in a read more and checked my freehostedscripts tracker and it said you were from tennessee i hope you don’t think that’s creepy girl
theangryviolinist: do re mi fa so done with this semester
americagiveup: Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
thatfunnyblog: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
motherfuckingcheese: godwoon: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: gtfoyourcomputer: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 15 hour adventure starting now 9 hours in and there is a...
shavingryansprivates: zarrywho: oh IM SO SORRY
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
Let's go on a midnight date.
swaqq0ddess: Let’s walk around the park, lay down on the grass, and cuddle under the bright stars. I don’t even care where we are, as long as I have you with me. I want to stay up with you until the sun rises, no matter how tired we are. Let’s just do whatever the fuck we want, because no one’s watching anyways.
hemosnixuality: heathers-rivera: I AM...
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
dangerdays-atthe-blackparade: annieisapineapple: my-littletony: vixen7: I’m crying. ITS BACK #in which I am the bottom guy and my brain is the top guy #in which I am the top guy and my brain is the bottom guy
oheytherecamille: tristnpls: bonesfeelcold: dinosaurs64: kardashitans: do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed i wish i could unread this omfg This is not ok
iheartshoelaces: asapmona: rhydonmyhardon: let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool. I wouldn’t be able to go on with life